NSFW: Huma Weiner's husband, Carlos Danger, deletes Twitter account after texting crotch shot - from his son's bed

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Published by: Robert Laurie on Monday August 29th, 2016

Just lovely people.

If you're a political observer, you know Huma Abedin as the ethically-challenged friend, confidant, and stalwart supporter of Hillary Clinton. She is, quite literally, the shoulder upon which the elderly candidate leans.  However, her husband, Anthony Weiner (aka "Carlos Danger") is desperately trying to make sure you know Abedin as something else. 

Apparently, some of you have forgotten that she's also "Mrs. Carlos Danger," so Carlos has decided to remind you. 

Unfortunately, at this point, a simple sexting scandal wouldn't really raise an eyebrow.  Mr. Danger is well known for his indiscretion. No, if he wants to put himself back in the spotlight, he's got to do something that really ups "the creep factor."

As the New York Post reports; Weiner's issues are, once again, on full display....

While his wife, Huma Abedin, travels the country campaigning for Hillary Clinton, the disgraced ex-congressman has been sexting with a busty brunette out West — and even sent her a lurid crotch shot with his toddler son in the picture, The Post has learned.

The stay-at-home cad shot the revealing photo while discussing massage parlors “near my old apartment” shortly after 3 a.m. on July 31, 2015, a screenshot of the exchange shows.

Weiner was clearly aroused by his conversation with the 40-something divorcee when he abruptly changed the subject.

“Someone just climbed into my bed,” Weiner wrote.

“Really?” she responded.

Weiner then hit “Send” on the cringe-inducing image, which shows a bulge in his white, Jockey-brand boxer briefs and his son cuddled up to his left, wrapped in a light-green blanket.

Huma Weiner's husband, Carlos Danger, deletes Twitter account after texting crotch shot - from his son's bed

If you just threw up in your mouth, or let out an audible "Eeeeeeeeeeeew," congratulations are in order. That's the proper response, and it's evidence that you're not the kind of sicko who would photograph your junk while your toddler is sleeping in your bed. The messages associated with the pic are pretty much what you'd expect, and you can read the details in the Post article above.

Suffice it to say, Weiner is probably not in the running for the DNC "Father of the Year" award.

Obviously, this is pretty disturbing, and there's a good chance that anyone else in this situation would be receiving a visit from child protective services. Don't worry though, we're sure his wife's political connections will be enough to squash any possible inquiry.  That brings us to the real questions:

A: How can Hillary Clinton continue to play the feminist card when her #1 assistant tolerates such public humiliation?  Wouldn't a real feminist kick this dirtbag to the curb?

B: Hillary sure likes to play the "mom card."  But how can she yak about "doing it for the children" while her top aide is allowing her husband to do this?

C: Abedin likely knows most, if not all, of Hillary's secrets.  Considering that Carlos Danger's actions are eminently blackmailable, and taking into account recent hacking scandals, isn't the fact that he shares a home and bed with Huma a major security risk?

I guess, if you're Hillary Clinton, you've spent decades destroying your husband's accusers and giggling over freeing child rapists. So this is small potatoes. Still, it represents optics that she doesn't need. Most campaigns would immediately dump anyone even tangentially involved in something like this.

Huma's lucky she knows where the (totally figurative) bodies are buried. Mutually-assured destruction will probably keep her close to her pantsuited presidential hopeful.

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UPDATE: Since this story broke, Anthony Weiner has deleted his Twitter account.  Now, there is no @AnthonyWeiner, there is only Danger.  Carlos Danger.

NSFW: Huma Weiner's husband, Carlos Danger, deletes Twitter account after texting crotch shot - from his son's bed